This made me laugh

All you can do is teach them good morals, set a good example and monitor who they are mixing with.
Peer pressure can be a massive influence and should not go unchecked.
I never liked my children doing 'sleepovers'

 

Now I know where that saying "shit end of the stick" comes from!

 

I wonder what happens as he climbs higher up ?
Unless they pre-load the batten and he slides off it as he progresses upwards.
You can find reference to these practices in 'Vlad the Impaler and Attila the Hun book of behaviour therapy'

 

Hi Wayne, this Honda bike picture, does it come from your top-shelf collection of 'specialist' S&M magazines ?

 

Isn't it amazing how the girl looks beautiful and sexy, and the guy looks like a right F****ing perv.

 

We don't need to embarrass you, you do that quite well yourselves

 

MEN who work out and buy facial products are more likely to be twats, it has emerged.

As sale figures confirmed the growing popularity of ‘grooming products’, experts confirmed a link between using male face ointment and being some kind of idiot.



Professor Julian Cook, from Roehampton University, said: “Just because you rub oil-based cream into your face, it does not mean you are a more enlightened man who understands complex emotions.

“You’re just a dick who does as instructed by television advertisers, And you want to be on TOWIE.

“Most ‘metrosexual’ men wean themselves on a diet of glossy men’s magazines with articles about protein supplements and how to get women to do sex things they don’t really want to do.

“They are clinically insane.”

77% of random street violence last year was carried out by men with exfoliated pores and scoop-neck designer t-shirts.

Professor Cook added: “Meathead-type men who wear concealer are very dangerous because they’re acutely paranoid that everyone’s going to start mocking them. Steroids and Clinique are not a good combination.”

26-year-old account executive Tom Booker said: “It’s important to me that I look good. More important, in fact, than anything else in the universe.

“Does that make me a twat?”

 

I saw those two doing ads for Panerai as well... Same outfit though.

 

https://www.facebook.com/YourMomLikesIt2/videos/190890111394826/

 

at least he's a truer..