This made me laugh

Oh no!

 

True

 

No, but good joke

 

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I worked in a&e in Dewsbury for a few years and shazza as we called her was a nuisance with doing this to patients and used to practice in the coffee room , awkward when your halfway through your bacon butty

 

I prefer HP sauce on my bacon butty, fish and bacon don't compliment each other

 

Note to self: never get between an Englishman and his bacon butty

 

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But in this case it ain't small bones you are picking out of your teeth

 

Particularly apropos right now.....