This made me laugh

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    #20057 thebiglad, Apr 26, 2020
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    An Irishman's first drink with his son

    While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.

    Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.

    I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

    Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.

    Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.

    I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!

    In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky.
    He wouldn't even smell it.

    What could I do but drink it!






    By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!!!
     
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    #20058 thebiglad, Apr 26, 2020
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    Irish Confession

    I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church.

    Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.

    On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

    When the priest came in, I said to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."









    He replied, "You moron, you're on my side."
     
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