The Lengths Bike Thieves Will Go To

Can we go halves on whatever you get for the Ducati Bill?

 

NO COMMENT INNIT!

 

You’re wrong JEZ
I have been involved with construction machinery for most of my working life
The company I work for now is in the plant hire game and I am employed as a small tool plant fitter
(Ok small tool jokes later )
I service and repair the type of saw that you insist was used
This includes serviceability testing and when testing I use breeze blocks
Their is ALWAYS tell tale dust marks either side of the cut
Can’t see any in the pictures
Can’t see any cut breeze blocks
A reporter got the information from the police
And we always believe the press
They’re trying to make this out to be a highly organised criminal gang cos this is more dramatic than a bunch of scrotes with a big hammer and a transit van

get the Feckin ditch pump JEZ
I’ll buy you the JACK BOOTS

 

Straws are polluting. Greta told me.

 

Evidence.....eh ?.....where?..
The press LYING .....NEVER

 

No change there then !

 

So would that be ‘counter factual ‘?

You could have been a soldier with your talent for defending indefensible positions....

 

The EVIDENCE is in the pictures that you posted

what colour ditch pump ya getting?

 

Well not like me to say owt or get involved in your very serious debate such as this, but as I'm unashamedly on the sledgehammer side, I say we all adjourn to the jury room and decide its definitely a hanging offence.
To be continued ----- Feckin sure of that

 

As Jez likes to buy cheap and renovate, I suggest something like this:-

 

THAT PUMP IS DEAD ----

NO - ITS JUST SLEEPING - ITS IN HIBERNATION

 

Ven vill ya be comen over to be joining us lot of funsters zen, ?

 

Ok JEZ
It was a Stihl saw job
The evidence PROVES it
I for one would like to apologise for having the audacity to think differently
I now know not to believe my eyes
But instead put my faith in the unfaltering and honest British press
Please forgive my uneducated and amateur guess work

THE END


Feckin glad you weren’t a remainer

 

It could have been one of them clever explosive thingies you see Tom Cruise using in films, its like a limp long sausage thingie that's placed around the wall and 2 seconds later a small unnoticeable POOF !! and there's a hole that looks cut but also in pieces , ? Just saying

Knaw just joshing with you all - SLEDGEHAMMER.

 

Trust you to bring POOF into it

 

IT WAS ACTUALLY POOF !!

 

Then again the great Dynamo could have just taken that bike straight through the wall !!!!!! Pooofff
Or is that Dynamite - sorry I get confused at times,

PS - Sledgehammer really sshh

 

Just googled Stihl Saw TS410
Feck me
JEZ was RIGHT

 

Your bang on Ade and I’m sure @crispey mentioned it a last years NEC Bike show

Crispey really is a nice bloke when he’s on his own,,,,he’ll buy anyone a coffee

 

There could have been two of them there stihl saws Dilli


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