Featured Solo-camping Adventure

Sorry DD can't tell ya nuffink ..... I got a Harvey Weinstein type NDA .... can't even confide in the priest when he visits the bang bang house!

Now stop derailing this thread @Frecklechops will be bloody furious!

 

It'll be acting as @dilligaf 's interpreter after he's had a skinful at the GMU

 

Oooooh tough one that

 

Really???
So you are more of a Peking Duck then?

 

I think you are confused over the punishment, I was sorry so got let off with a warning , it's you & Duck gotta do the translating!

 

Look on the bright side, your thread will be on 3 pages soon!

 

No deprivation but 100% depravity.......

 

This one?

 

Entirely unbiassed opinion...

Meh camping, nice idea, to be free, I've scoped all the kit etc and concluded after extensive research in reality is it's borrax, I'd opt for a nice pub with bar, a nice restaurant, bed and hot brekkie.

After hours in the saddle my arse is like a flame grilled whopper and spine knackered, all I need is to sleep on some 2 inch air bed

Doesn't do it for me pot noodles, burnt sausages and baked beans and I don't fancy shitting in the woods, wont tread on sharp rocks or branches during my seemingly endless night time pees and can have a nice shower. Oh and did I mention groups of pissed-up bikers or loud yoofs keeping me up all night.

If ever then wild camping maybe, I'd want to catch a rabbit so I had something soft to wipe my arse with though.

Camping Smamping, each to their own of course

Heres the last place I camped

 

Try doing a shift at Madame Sins!






Whooohooo! Page 3!

 

@Dozers Dad crossing lines & derailing threads in ways most mere mortals couldn't even dream of!

 

Route looks a good one. I don't do camping cause once I get down on the floor to get into a sleeping bag I cannot get back up again after a sleep.

On the derailing of threads, it is good to see the professionals are on the task. You all know who you are

 

Camping with your bike can be really awesome fun. I took my little Beta Alp 4.0 on a camping trip last summer, was amazing

 

Wow, looks really nice! Always wanted to come over and drive around in that area. I love camping with my bike. Normally me and my son, who is now 12, love camping together. Some really good father and son time We have already planed a trip at the end of April, just a long weekend.

 

Where is this location?

 

Old pharts need warmth, plus I can carry 5000 lbs of beer and snacks. Already did the tent thing when younger and bolder. Bikes go in the trailer till I arrive refreshed at a great riding destination. Live in Kansas so riding destination is at least 300 miles of boredom.

 

Are you talking clean underpants...or regular pants, @Duckadiledundee?!