Rant of the day

The person most likely to kill you with a gun is .... YOU !!!
with your own gun.

(Stats are USA 2016 only)

 

For me in the UK I cannot understand the need for anybody to carry a firearm. If you want to shoot, join a gun club. I get the reasons why our friends across the pond have their firearms, it is a very different place than the UK to live. However the history of mass shootings highlighted this week should in my opinion prompt a review of the licensing laws. Something has to change for you guy's..

 

U Sure it wasn't a wasp, as they are the Gestapo of insects, No purpose other than to annoy you at picnics and try to sting you for no apparent reason and they'll come back and do it again where as Bees make honey and I like honey!

 

My missus was stung by a wasp last week. You’d have thought her leg was going to fall off the way she was moaning about it.

 

Yes they can Jez, ask them to swap it for an old fashioned pin one and to take you off the contactless list. We did it with our bank ( Lloyds) some years back, still get the pin type on renewal.

 

Spiders you say, I'll give you a feckin spider. That's a tarantula in a pint glass in our holiday house in Cyprus this year. Anything in my house now is no fear for me.

 

Are we not meant to get shocked by these mass shootings?

Is it not as plain as the nose on your face, that these eejits should not be allowed access to automatic weapons ???

Just using our freedom as speech, which the USA hold in high esteem, as the right to own an AK-47!!!

 

But a car is designed as a means of getting you and yours from A to B, try driving your gun to Walmart for you groceries .

 

being an American the problem with our guns is they are too dang small and too easily hidden, lets make those who need a P***** extension happy.

https://barrett.net/firearms/m107a1

its all the gun anybody could ever need at 57" long and only a 10 round clip (but lets limit that to 6). It weighs 28 lbs without ammo. duct tape probably wont hold 2 clips together but zip ties might. Ammo is only $10 per round and heavy so its not likely your going to carry that many rounds into a public place.

Hand guns the same, you can have as many Desert Eagles 44 mag with the long barrel as you want.

The He-men that can pack this kind of weaponry probably don't need it.

different set of guns for the ladies, and you would physically have to prove your a lady to buy those.

 

It was a tongue in cheek attempt at humour FFS!

A car is designed as a mode of transport, but it also has the capacity to kill, the gun is designed to kill stuff but is useless as a form of transport!

 

This is what you look like when you get all pissy and act like a biatch, now Pipe down Fecktard!
Nice Tee Shirt by the way!

 

Here's my rant of the day that bloody trouble maker @Dozers Dad starts a fight between me & Ron then bogs off!

 

There you go, she's a bit rough, but hey ho!

 

Yeah and I got a car, that's a lethal weapon according Ron

 

Well you know it don't take much before that crazy Yank starts going into full fecktard mode, then he starts picking a fight with me, never being one to turn the other cheek I then retaliate with stuff that makes him even more mad .
It's what gets him through the day & stops him killing anyone over there, he can't get at me, so you see I am doing my bit for Anglo American peace and harmony (well apart from Ron of course).

 

Duck your a racist to isolate only spoons! You should have included forks, fingers, and just gobbling it off the plate.

 

I thinks this one had been shown the pimp hand by the look of that shiner!

 

I think it was close this year

 

Welcome back my little fuzzy fucktard, did matron make you have a nap again?

 

I cant be a bloody liberal, since I have a liberal sized unit, and a pair of liberal sized balls. Did you not notice that I left out the spork on purpose. although with 2 lesbian sporks I could chow down.