Rant of the day

Eh?

 

I Guess I Give A Fuck! You’re spoiling my image of you Dilli, I thought you were so laid back.

 

That’s why I didn’t know what it means

 

IJFCBATFA

 

It meant sommat when I wrote it but Strongbow was just taking hold and I ain’t got a fc what it was

 

So, just back from a great few hours on the bike, other than on a long section of winding corners, double solid lines and too dodgy to filter, the traffic, and lots of it, was held up by a selfish feckin cyclist doing about 25 and nobody could safely pass, this went on for probably five miles before the tw#t turned off, shame as I'd just put my visor up in readiness to offer a little advice

 

The rolling road block in Lycra is a problem throughput the land. Most of them must be car drivers too but they have almost zero regard for their impact on traffic flow. They are a total PITA in these parts.

 

I totally agree mate, this guy must have had, at a guess, at least 20+ cars trailing on behind him, all he had to do was pull over and stop a couple of minutes to let everything pass, just don't get their mentality, I think it might be those stupid things they class as saddles stopping the blood flow to the brains

 

Let’s hope it’s stops blood flow to their reproductive organ too

 

It makes my blood boil, a bloke with a dog on a leash stood admiring Betty Blue, then lets the dog piss on my wheel, I had a few swear words with him and he just walked away, if I'd been 30 years younger, 12 inches taller and a couple of stones heavier I would have decked the bastid.

 

Ignorant pr#ck, I'd have suggested he go buy a bottle of water and wash it the f#ck off, hope it didn't spoil your day too much

 

It’s
Just
Fine
‘Cause
Being
A
Twat
Facilitates
Apathy

 

Nooo I’m not that intelligent and it got a reply

 

But how

do you pronounce it if sober?

 

idge f’cubbat far...

Obviously!!!

 

I have been doing building work on a farm cottage in my area and over the last couple of weeks there has been, let's just say, one of our utilities companies working on the other side of the busy, main road, which they have had traffic lit in this time, my rant is that we have watched them turn up each day and basically do f#ck all, there can be anywhere between 3 and 7 of them with various boss like characters turning up once or twice a day, they spend the majority of their day's sat in the lunch van, which is left running, presumably to boil a kettle or they are standing around the hole they dug at the beginning of the job whilst smoking and chatting, I am now beginning to understand why our utility bill's are so expensive, a lot of which goes to paying those skiving, useless bunch of tw#ts

 

Me too l! Me too!

 

Let me have your address DD and I'll get one posted on to you,

 

Steady lads, form an orderly queue now please

 

Careful boys, I’m guessing they are only paid what they’re worth...