Rant of the day

Rant from yesterday really.
M40 heading to the NEC.
The amount of traffic sitting in the middle lane!!
Do they think lane 1 is mined !
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised,it's the same every time I go on a motorway.
Especially the idiot van driver doing 60 in lane 2 with no lights on.

 

What about this heap of sh*te? Looks like it mated with a dodgem car!

 

It does look awfull..comfort over style i guess,perhaps Jez should put one on his bandit to go with his muffs

 

Don't like the look of that anal probe on the back one bit !

 

Apparently Heinz had a baked bean advert where they made music out of empty bean cans. I've not seen this advert by the way. You could go on their website and follow instructions on how to safely prepare the cans. Several people complained that this was effing dangerous and the advert has been banned. FFS words fail me !

 

Yeah and the dodgem ride owner won ! I wonder who got the runt of the litter. Wasn't this fella. Was it ???

 

Whooa here what your saying there Andy, but whoever complained and for whatever reason done the world and me a favour mate, worse fecking advert ever we had it played plenty of times in the north east and each time i cringed it was that bloody awful, Also to be honest following the eating of beans you could have played a better tune naturally !!!
Plus when that advert was on WORDS NEVER FAILED ME ESPECIALLY FOUL ONES

 

I'm sure you could knock one up for less than £50, it wouldn't have to be great to look better that the Harley one

 

kin ell, thats too good it would be like the executive version

 

WTF!
Be interesting to see who the owner is!

 

Looking forward and planning to change the fork springs, fork oil and fit gaiters this weekend, I ordered a manual bike scissor jack platform which should have been here Weds/Thurs of this week.
Great I thought just in time for the weekend project.
Nothing delivered Weds or Thurs. the twats came on Friday and left it with a local timber yard who are now closed until Monday.
F***ing furious!

 

Bloody couriers.. if it wasn't so heavy they would probably have thrown it over your back gate.

 

That's the thing, Royal Mail 2nd class postage from the e-bay seller (new item)
Sometimes they'll leave stuff on the step, in the bins, behind the bins etc.
The one F***ing thing I want in reasonable time gets left at the F***ing timber yard!

 

OK then, this is a dodgy one I know and I run the risk of getting called all sorts of names but it bugs me.
Gina Miller. To my mind she is just out to put a spanner in the works of a brexit.
17 million Brits voted for Brexit. By and large those 17 million people were people like me. A l o n g British heritage.
My parents were involved in WW2, my Dad in the army, my Mum in a factory making fuel tanks for bombers. Their families worked in coalfields, cotton mills and served in WW1. And it goes back.
Gina Miller may have a British passport, she may work in England and pay taxes, she may wear a poppy. I do know she comes from Guyana and I don't think she should be doing anything to hinder a Brexit. I know she has the right and I have nothing against her personally. There is just something about this that sticks in the throat.
I'm going in the garage now and putting on a tin hat.

 

At a guess i would say that her interest in it is for her own personal gain only :-(

 

What happened to free speech and democracy, by the tone of your post like so many other true Brits you find yourself having to half apologise for saying what millions are thinking.
Good on yer mate, the good people of Britain voted in a fair referendum, the likes of Gina Miller and her fellow supporters should acknowledge that, if they find thay cannot fully support Brexit, they certainly should not be throwing spanners in to delay the process.
If it is so unacceptable to these individuals to continue living here following Brexit, I will gladly run them to a UK airport or port of their choice providing it is on a one way ticket.

 

Lol

 

Oh dear me!