Rant of the day

Now that's a bargain

 

I thought so, no early mornings ever (only my choosing) a nice bit of pay off wedge and an enhanced pension, so it was a no brainer for me, trip to the Triumph dealer, deal done nice shiny new T100. Happy days

 

The wife's gone and done it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,put the bl??dy central heating on and its not even Christmas Day

Dave.

 

Thats what its for lol, had mine on for a few days now its just like summer again

 

I'm lucky, we are not hot house plants, cant stand to much heat, one thing that got me in hospital was the stifling heat!

 

Girlfriend bumped into ex girlfriend today. They hate each other. Women FFS. Can't live with them, can't go without them.

Bollocks.

 

Oh, can definitely go without them! Especially when you love your bike more

 

My wife likes it warm too, but doesnt like the stuffy air, so has the windows open. I get home from work and the heating is on with the windows open, it is like throwing £20 notes out the window.

Nothing I say can convince her that what she is doing is wrong, as far as she is concerned the house is warm and no stuffy air

Women, cant live with them...

 

it is like throwing £20 notes out the window. bit like owning a motorcycle no

 

Hi jtd, no ! It's not, you might throw £20 notes @ your motorcycle, but that usually improves your mood not depresses you!!!

 

Might be better than these

 

Wow. How do you fit Mega sized pussi's in such a small bag? Is it like the Tardis. Bigger on the inside. LMFAO !!

Mega Mega fuunnneeee ! Cool find.....!

 

Only " from your wifes point of view"...

 

whats this about?

 

Hi jtd, looks like they found a way at last to sell the sweepings off the chip factory floor after the days clean up ??? So after the days run of 10 different varieties of chips the clean up goes into packets not the dustbins !!! Profits all the way.

 

Yeah that must be it, makes sense.

 

Can't live with them, can't chop them up into bite size pieces and flush them away either !!!

Bloody rules.

 

OH NO! NO! NO! was out on Tracey today and had to go through Earlsfield (suburb of SW London) There was a fair bit of Traffic so in the usual Jam, when wafting faintly through the traffic noise I could hear 50's rock n roll music, nice I thought, Johnny B Goode, not my favourite but ok. Anyways it's getting louder accompanied by the blipping of the throttle of a rather loud bike. I look in my rearview and low and behold looming closer through the traffic is a hideous black mass, yes its that stylish piece of plastic ,the batwing fairing, attached to an HD of some description complete with integral speakers ,amp and straight through pipes, music playing full blast ,really!!. only to be drowned out by the constant blipping of the throttle. Oh my word if there was any class there it was probably stuck to his tyre. I held back in the hope he would pass me and over take some cars but he only pulled in front of me, music even louder, blips even louder, pedestrians shaking their heads, mothers sheltering their screaming children, then I noticed people looking at me! "Oh my God!! They think I'm with him" "No! No!" I shout", There's no where to go, Johnny B Goode must be on a loop as its still playing, "wake me from this nightmare!!" but it's real, I am embarrassed to be included in the same species as him, I shake my head in dispair, make eye contact with as many pedestrians as possible so they can read the angst and apologetic look in my eyes, check all is clear and make a u turn and head in the opposite direction, johnny B Goode and blipping fading into the distance but the mental scars there for an eternity!
Please if that was you and you own a triumph, please sell it! If you know this "person" do him a favour tell him he's not cool, he's a laughing stock and an embarrasment to the motorcycling community

 

PMSL

 

I guess they would be in trouble with the advertising authorities if they marketed them as FCUK UPS