Rant of the day

AGAIN...bloody disgusting stuff
I’m getting worried about you

 

Fag.

 

I drive the ST by the mpg reading !!!!

Great fun keeping it over 30mpg, but then I get bored and boot the shit out of it and back down to 20.

 

That mate is irefutairre evidence of my lack of ' Gay'ness'. That is my thumbnail. If you look closely you will definitely see a bit of grime under there. That is from fixing the cylinder head gasket on our MG ZR the day.

I have yet to meet a fag with dirty nails who can do the CHG on an internal combustion engine. So you my friend have no worries.

Plus, if I was that way inclined, is definitely Shag young Andy first !!!

 

And when they stick, its a 1000 pounds to put right and a piggy back to the garage on a break down truck.

 

Cream Yum Yum, for me.

 

What happens when your battery earth strap fails, engine off, brake servo off, no braking and at least with a handbrake you can attempt to slow the vehicle.
I once had to stop my 1959 Hillman Minx with just the handbrake after a massive fluid leak from a failed wheel cylinder. I managed to stop the car about 2 foot past the junction, had I not had a handbrake I would have been across the road into a wall of the traffic on the main road hadn't hit me first.

Fucking stupid idea. Hope it passes and we go back to cable operated system.

 

I have this horrible image of them topping and tailing......

 

Anyway Ron, the only handbrake deviancy of which I approve is the old Jag fly off.....otherwise you are bang on. Grab a handful then squeeze the button......

 

Oh yeah, cream filled yum-yum from Aldi are well nice.

You could use one to eat a banoffe pie !!! I'm so doing this next year

 

Its this, sticky bun filled with cream. must be a local thing. Its your bed ,you have to lie in it, cheers.

 

Get ready,
They are fried.

 

Here's Sprinter doing a review for you ...

 

lmao

 

Tree or a lamppost, worked every time for me!

 

Jiz covered dildo! Bet you could suck a whole banofee through that!!

 

Post #2000 and it includes the phrase '''jiz covered dildo' !!!!

 

Something that was in one of the trade tents at the Bumtoberfest rally this month...


Edit: ....and no, I'm not in the photo!

 

Don't f2ck with my yum yum

 

Wots a Yum, Yum ?. here it is a brand of peanut Butter.