Rant of the day

Did you manage to stay out of every shop and not turn the telly on for 2 months?

 

Pretty-much, and I've got this doo-hickey for changing the TV channels from my Lazy-Boy chair.

I find it sad that the major point/pleasure about Christmas has been completely submerged by commercialism.

 

that twat of a woman in the curry's pc world advert on TV now,what a voice she has i would love to strangle her so annoying high pitch screaching bitch,some poor sod probably hitched to her god help him,end of rant for now.

 

Why do all the leaves end up at my front door?????
I haven’t even got a feckin tree grrrr

 

Where were the F***ers hiding? i've seen them down the A85 Oban Rd (just a few miles from the Tyndrum turnoff) not hidden though and you normally get flashed from other bikes to warn you

 

I wish it was only “man flu” i had

Just getting back to feeling normal after a few weeks of what I think was the flu..Real Flu not the kiddy on "Man Flu".. shivering,boiling,headache,sickness,couldn’t eat or sleep for the first 5 days (when I did nod off I woke up instantly as I couldn’t breathe) I’m not used to being floored due to illness and of course you don’t get any sympathy from the misses..It’s just Man Flu she says..felt like telling her to fck off but didn’t have the energy! A couple of good things have came out of it though,,I’ve lost almost 2 stone plus I’ve not been Vaping (I was a professional vaper!) much more addictive than normal cigarettes as it’s 100% nicotine and I used to get the highest nicotine strength available.although they don’t have all the other shit in them that normal cigarettes do I’m sure inhaling pure nicotine can’t be good for anyone..and I don’t have the hassle of charging/replacing batteries,replacing coils,cleaning and refilling tanks ..no doubt the weight will go back on in a couple of weeks!

 

All in all you suffered for your health, big up big man!!

 

That's bang out of order I would be well pissed off if it was me.

Ps you don't know anyone who wants to buy a cheap jacket
Tucker

 

Saw a report a couple of months ago about MAN FLU.
This professor reckons man flu IS real and has existed since pre-historic times. It's to stop men going out hunting for food when they have an infection so they don't get caught by a wild animal when they are not functioning at %100. That's why women don't get it. Because they just stayed at home in the cave knitting. This professor works somewhere in this country. I believe him. That bit about the knitting was my contribution by the way.
Dougie, you should get a flu jab.

 

You get some right w....kers and the trouble is it will be kids and we can't do fAll about it

 

you upset someone? Judging by your current luck I'd be going to church Sunday

 

Oh god!

 

Did t mean to blassfeme but It's ok I'm married to a vicars daughter. Seriously. We don't even go to church

 

What's an agnostic?

 

Here are my dogs

 

As it happens.........Nah perhaps not. She'd never forgive me

 

No need to put a pussy picture on just a front view of a new KTM.
Cheers, Pete.

 

Just where you said Dougie, a few miles from the Green Welly on the long straight heading for Oban on the A85. I've got the whole thing on video, watching the two ***** scrambling out of the bushes into their car then a minute or so later they were right up my arse. Then came the bullshit conversation at the side of the road..... "nice bike....Tiger 800.... very nice, I was going to buy one of those"......yeah yeah yeah, just get on with it, I know what I've done, no need to try and be my mate.

Obv I'm still not over it

 

the photo shows an instructor that had just picked up a student, circled is a satnav stuck just under the mirror. I assume the theory is if there is anything at 45% to your left it isn’t your problem cos they shouldn’t be there and if they are they should be looking out for themselves anyway

 

I know the new test involves ability to use a sat nav - but surely placement of the unit is paramount to not obscure forward view.