Rant of the day

Christ! Is it Monday??

 

Back at work today
Sitting outside eating my dinner covered in factor 30
I really really really really hate the feckin weather in this country

 

Are you ever bloody happy ????? Too wet, too hot !!!! Not drunk !!!!!

 

Aha......not drunk!!!!...that's what's wrong
It's got nowt to do with the feckin weather
Cheers Ron

 

The UK is absolutely crazy. I fully agree with you DD. Andy is right. If you see a cop show on the BBC there is the token white guy amongst other minorities. However if you see any cop documentary then the reverse is true. We've spotted this many a time and commented on it.

 

Yep I agree DD its all bollocks and we all just go along with it.
No black jokes
No homo jokes
No ageism
Etc Etc
Now shops are stopping stocking purely Boys and Girls clothes in fear of offending cross gender wee people.
We pander to the minority so much we become the minority, so if your not a Homo or Black or changing your gender or fecking weird in any other way then I'm sorry - YOU JUST DON'T FIT IN !!!!

 

WE ALL LEAD THE WAY ON THIS TRIUMPH FORUM
You could be of any sexual persuasion or of any nationality regardless of skin colour it wouldn't matter, you could be tall, wide, or wee, we even go so far as allowing you to ride any make of motorcycle, we just dont have any barriers to joining in and talking shite on this forum.

 

My biggest Rant is why don't car driver's use indicators when they come up to round abouts..... I get so pissed off what makes them so special.

 

What makes roundabouts so special when a load don't use them at junctions anymore or if they do they think they are there to assist with the steering of the wheel so only use them as they turn!

 

My pet peeve is people chucking fag ends out the window ......... ever had one land in yer lap on the bike between the tank and yer precious bits

 

Oops sorry

 

Little fella's on BM's

 

Mackems with BPOS

 

Eeeee and I thought you were a mate

 

Coz 90% of them are running on auto light setting, add that to the fact that most dashboards these days are illuminated all the time, a lot of car drivers just do not think beyond the cabin they are sat in. Day time running lights the answer? I'm not sure, how many cars do you see now with dtrl obscuring front indicator signalling? It's a worry

 

Most manufacturers have sussed the DRLs obscuring indicators issue by dimming them when indies are activated - but not all models do this and some olders cars never did...

 

The cnut who almost passed me (on my Boris Bike) on Picadilly before turning left causing me to swerve and swear a lot. Driving a Rolls Royce does not give you special rights of way! I should have deliberately crashed into him and dented/scratched the f-ing thing. Utter tosser.

 

Talking of unguarded Fag ends while not a rant it did remind me of my fag end dilemma, 40 odd years ago when i was a love struck teenager I ended up moving home and ended up living across the road to my girlfriend, ( now wife of 38 years )
We'd had a fallen out (as you do) and for a little while she packed me in (arrhhh I here you say ) well anyway while appearing not bothered about the whole business I did adopt a stalking faze !!!, - just for a while and would often watch for her walking up the street or answering her mothers door (not forgetting we are both teenagers), this one day I saw her walking up the street so immediately made for the living room window (best view), I watched her every move as she went home, she was trying her best not to look sideways to see where i was !!! (Ohh yes I was that good !!) Having watched her all the way until her front door closed behind her, I lifted my head from my mother's window only to discover I had been smoking a fag (filthy habit left behind in 1987) which had been hanging from my mouth (ganster style lol) what I discovered was I had left a massive slightly still smouldering hole in my Parents lace curtains which was continually getting bigger and bigger as I looked at it,
It was definitely an OH SHIT MOMENT !!! .
But it was understandable as I WAS IN LOVE (not that my parents saw it that way) needless to say the love of my life saw the error of her ways and - I apologised and all was sweet in the world again, that was 44 years ago now and its our 38th wedding anniversary on the 22nd September. )
The upshot of that unruly fag moment was obvious,
I now had a much bigger clearer viewing hole in which to keep a good eye out for my sweetheart

MEMORIES ARE TIMELESS

 

Hotdog Roll manufactures.
Why do they insist on selling packs of 6 rolls???? You buy any decent hotdog and you get 8 in the jar/can, but them baking twats insist on selling 6!!!!!
Average UK family is four, two hot dogs each, (or 1 for the youngest and 3 for dad!!!) , so 8 in the jar is great, but no the bread making feckers have to put 6 in and you either have to buy another pack of rolls, or the kids have to have bread rolled up!!! BASTAARDS.

 

Bloody hell....someone got out the wrong side of the bed