Rant of the day

Great stuff DD!
I wonder if the six hours church school is pro-rata to the number of years living in sin ?

 

I have always purchased Haynes manuals for every vehicle that I've owned and you soon learn that they are not always correct.
Better than nothing as long as no serious damage is done, and years ago without tinternet it was more or less all the information available.
On purchasing my Bonnie I immdiateley bought the corresponding Haynes manual.
The quality of paper and printing is atrocious, I cannot even be bothered opening it, I just study the YouTube clips, mainly Delboy and learn from the forum members.
Some great shared information on this forum, so a big thanks to you guys and gals.

 

Seeing as I'm laid up, feeling a bit sorry for myself with the dreaded ongoing man flu, I have more than a little time on my hands to share this observation gained from a miserable visit to a variety of chemists and supermarkets earlier today to get fleeced for more medication.

It's about 7 degC today but feels a lot colder and there's this portly guy in front of me at Tesco in shorts and Jesus sandals barefooted, complete with yellow/brown walnut toe nails.
There's me in my Barbour winter jacket, scarf and gloves and at first I thought what a dickhead.
Then on reflection I noticed it wasn't he who was coughing and sneezing, I allowed myself a little chuckle and a Strepsil.

 

Most probably on the day when it makes it very difficult to create a rumpus!
20 couples ? Is there a tax loophole down in Northampton ?

 

From Brexit to marriage.........I love this place.................congratulations DD on the forthcoming..........I can only offer you the one piece of knowledge imparted to me by my late father..........he said.." son....you'll call it nagging..........she'll call it......listen to what I say the first f###ing time "............its helped me for the last 32 yrs I hope you can make use of it yourself.......

 

DD has just pm'd me and asked if we can return to the Brexit posts! Wonder why?
Only kidding Guys and Gals!

 

Once upon a time there was this cheeky little apprentice who owned a Honda K2 250
He was a bespectacled youth and thought that his 'Le Mans' black frame with drilled aluminium side arm glasses were the B's and E's
The petrol tank on his bike had quite a dent just ahead of the bollock area.
A dozen or so biking lads were all sat on their bikes ready for the daily race home.
An older guy just out of his time on the scruffiest Matchless in the world comes to join the race.
"What happened to thee F***ing tank, did you drop your C***ing glasses on it" pointing to the dent.
The poor humiliated apprentice was speechless and never wore those glasses again.

I know, because I was 'Speccy'
Funny enough we formed a great friendship which has lasted over 43 years, albeit I am still attending weekly therapy sessions.

 

Why Saracens who spend loads on players, clubhouse and incidental cr*p can't Tarmac their media car park.

 

Because, like the rest of us, they consider the 'media' the lowest of the low and should be made to park in a shitty cowfield, with extra shit, so at least when they spout their shit, they will have had plenty of expierence ?

Unfortunately, even you behind the lens lot, get painted with the same shitty brush! Maybe there should be a better carpark just for cameramen !!!

 

shit dude

 

Just a hint of tolerance creeping in there at the end Mr.O
You feeling alright ? lol

 

Yup it brought a little tear of gratitude to my eye!!

 

Get him!

 

Run!

 

Fake News.

 

u ok hun?

 

I hate the media, the biased reporting and fascination with so called celebs. PRINT or TV news, especially the BBC.

 

I don't like pancakes

 

That's okay. I'll have yours then.