Rant of the day

I'm sure that will come ......

 

I think you are correct, as I've ridden my bike around a few of the reserviors around here; Grafham, Ravensthorpe, Pitsford, Eye Brook and they appeared to be pretty full to me and Northamptonshire was supposed to be the dryest county in May.

 

Fat Bastids .... went to go to the supermarket in the next town, had to take a detour. The McDonalds has opened its drive through. The sad, stupid fuckwits are queuing up nearly a mile back on the road causing gridlock.............

 

Seems like that's how it is all over the place. Turns out the police in Oldham had to close a McDonalds in Oldham today as it was causing dangerous tailbacks onto the A627M.

 

As a second-time-arounder I can honestly say I screwed it up royally the first time but by God I got it right this time, Duck! Grand indeed.

 

Haha I can tell you're actually in full-on love, Duck. Congrats on the day.

 

Of course!

 

Enjoy the day if you can Duck, DD £1 is a cheap price for a quiet life and a quiet life is the best present you can get in return.

 

Duck mentioned Amazon prime, I cancelled mine earlier this week, paying £70 a year, but when I see a film I like and click watch, it then asked for up to £5 to continue
I then carry on looking for another film that I ain't going to have to pay for
I hate paying a subscription then being charged pay per view

I will stick with Netflix

My son told me it is silly paying to watch any film, apparently he watches any film he wants to for free on stremio.com
You need the app or get it from Google store or summin but all films for free, not exactly legal though

 

Well you can tell people think the epidemic is nearly over.
Discarded dog poo bags have retaken the turf from discarded rubber gloves

 

Don't watch amazon TV, but do use the prime service for next day delivery all the time

 

I'm surprised you spent so much. Me and the missus came to an agreement six years ago about anniversary cards. We have used the same two cards for the last six years. Just put them away in a drawer and get them out again every May 7th.

 

Long story but mine is my birthday so can't forget

 

Not many years after the wife and I got married (I think about three) I forgot to buy an anniversary card. I knew the wife had kept the old ones from previous years, so I went and found one and gave it to her, thinking to myself a great recovery from a potentially disaster evening/day. She gave me a funny look when I gave it to her, but did not say anything, I thought result. That was until the next day when she called out my deception and I got both barrels. I did survive and we are still going 45 years later

 

Ah! Well of course we have a man to clear all that up down south.

 

Flowers?????? are you a closet fudge packer or something

 

Hailstones FFS

 

It must be hard in hell.

 

Feckin more hailstones and they’re getting bigger FFS

What month is it again???

 

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