Rant of the day

Of a camel ? Perhaps

 

that's not what i thought a camel toe looked like

 

The shoei open face helmet I was looking at last year for £299 has now gone up £50 in the majority of shops but in some it's still the old price!!!

 

Rant!
Four miles from where I live to get to the M62 for my daily commute.
Four different ways I can travel the 4 miles.
All four F****ing ways have got temporary roadworks with lights.
What sort of F***ing idiot plans that?

 

Some cnut who dont live there and dont give a toss!!

 

My wife said to me yesterday "Don't forget tomorrow is the 14th" I said yup thanks for reminding me.
I was glad as the 14th is the day of every month when my credit card switches to a new payment month and any new purchases can be paid in the following month without interest. I was happy as I can now buy the tyres, brake pads and maybe a new rectifier I need. All this can now be paid from my March pay cheque rather than this months.

My blood went cold this morning when wifey said happy valentines and looked at me with expectant eyes....
oh shit. I was just honest and said I hadn't got anything for her, jeez you could see the blood boil behind her eyes. She had a go at me as I had known today was the 14th after she had reminded me, then I made the mistake of saying I thought that was a reminder so I can buy the bits for my bike. Needless to say this didn't go down to well.

So it will be a heavy dose of cold shoulder and a few nights on the sofa no doubt.

 

Just renewed my car insurance.
£240 renewal, last year £190 - new price once I called up £175

Saved £65 in one phone call, didn't even phone others.
If they had just quoted the same as last year I probably would have been happy to accept that.
Cheeky bugger started off saying there had been in increase in insurance tax, which yes, there has been but it was only about 2% or so, not 25%

 

Come on mate! One day out of 365 she needs to be told, and you blew it! Now you'll have to do it for the remaining 364 whereas the rest us get those off now!

 

Tomtom f....ing rider! Every time I try to go out on the bike it takes me 15 mins to Bluetooth it and get it set right grrrr!!

 

whats wrong with your Garmin

 

Well nothing really, I was given the tomtom, it cost more and it has hands free so I thought I'd use it instead, and the ones for cars are great!

 

Self inflicted, sorry no sympathy from me!

 

So a few peaceful nights without her cold feet. Well done son.

 

A cursoriam in Christo! Did you know that the thimble has just been kicked out of Monopoly pieces. We're now waiting to hear if the replacement will be, and I kid you not, an emoji, a hashtag, a flip-flop, a rubber duck or some other modern nonsense. And did you know that in 2013 the iron was kicked out and replaced by a cat, a 'kin cat of all things. So that's the sewing thimble out, and the iron out, and a cat in, yes a cat of all things. Seems to me the voting for all this was confined to Women's Weekly magazine. I mean, did any bloke round here know this was going on?

 

Bit out of touch with Monopoly, but I agree, some things are just better left alone.
They should invent another F***ing game if they don't like the original pieces.
Wonder if there are any plans to change the symbols on playing cards ?

 

Played an Ace there Wayne!