Rant of the day

what are you dribbling on about?

 

And then there's "going commando".

https://www.healthline.com/health/going-commando-men#precautions

 

Here ya go, Ducky. Not sure if there any more photos of the bird but you can read about the benefits.

https://www.healthline.com/health/going-commando-men

 

Going commando was supposed to be good for the sperm count (chaps only), but turns out that's a load of bollox (pun intended)

I suppose, if roles reversed, there is a chance her count could also increase !!!!

 

Bummer. Sounds like you need your own fridge and your own pantry, Ducky! That way you and your wife can each have your own goodies whatever they may be. Mr. Sandi and I each have our own closet. And we can each do whatever we like with our closet including what we "stock" it with. Works for us.

 

Na its about the taste

 

You are lucky most Ducks only get stale bread

 

first bite is with the eye

 

Sounds like the peasants are revolting!

Start a revolution Duck, or at lease leave pictures of madame guillotine around the place, wifey will get the message & before you know it you'll be in the middle of a sausage fest! (not that sort of sausage fest ... feckin perverts ).

 

Dude, please!

 

Whilst it appear on close inspection that this bike may have been designed for a passenger, I’m not really sure it’s intended to carry their kid as well.

Wobbling and struggling to pedal along a fairly busy road.



Not the brightest people...



Taken today whilst been embarrassed by riding as a passenger in my wife’s hairdresser car (MX5).

Edit: Riding pillion on a peddle cycle wearing wellies and a iForce hi-viz vest with Mr Bean... I bet she’s well chuffed how well her life turned out.

 

Decorating is THE worst job

 

Well actually I disagree with you. I like decorating. Every room in my house has plain walls; different colours but no patterned wallpaper (that really is a pain). Move a bit of furniture, throw a few old sheets down and I can repaint a whole room, including the ceiling, in a day. Complete change. I'm looking forward to getting a couple of rooms done before Christmas, maybe even during Christmas!!

 

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My missus does it all.

 

Doesn’t it get confusing? How do you remember what room you are in?

 

Not sure - I thought we were supposed to ‘give it up’ for them - although I have no idea what that means either, but think it might mean giving them the clap... ooo errrr missus!

 

Don't be hard on yourself Ade, you're a nice guy, not at all grumpy. You are a twat though.

 

I would say the first bite is with the nose, it's food not women, bikes or cars.

 

At least she wasn't pushing it from the back.
BTW cybergbot why is the wife driving?

 

It’s her car. I am only allowed to drive it when it needs fixing (test drive/fault finding). She’s quite selfish about it. I won’t touch it now as there’s always something needing to be done to it so think her behaviour is a bit odd.