Quotes You Like, Or Rules To Live By!

IF .....

If Granny had balls she'd be Grandad!

 

Your dad got that one right, when I worked for British Coal 26 years ago,we could make £300 a week bonus when we were developing new coal faces,but if you took a day off that week, you lost all of your £300 bonus.

 

Yep, that's one of my all time faves!

 

Another of my favorites!

 

Another motto with great merit. Or maybe this one just counts as an observation.

 

Don’t eat yellow snow.

 

"Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing."

John Stuart Mill 1867

 

Cleaning her bikes out in the garage??!

 

With the one exception being eating a pineapple-flavored snow cone. But even that... I grew up in Minnesota and know the adage about yellow snow quite well!

 

I don't need to be faster than the bear, just faster than you.

 

Everything we know is only some kind of approximation

Richard Feynman..

 

Another favourite of mine is. You will need me a long time before I will need you so take a hike.
Regards
Joe.

 

We’re not here to f@rk spiders

 

A favourite of my step fathers was, never say no. It makes for an interesting life

 

I fishing, beer, and motorcycles. The rest I just tolerate

 

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.
Richard Bach

If they stand behind you, protect them.
If they stand beside you, respect them.
If they stand against you, show no mercy.

 

Dartplayer.
A question my Dad ask me many years ago and I still search for an answer. Are all the fishermen liars or do all the liars fish.
Regards
Joe.

 

When I was working this is one of my favorite quotes:
There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what happened. To be successful, you need to be a person who makes things happen. Jim Lovell