Lazer Eye Surgery

Tried last night and got the right one in straight away
Couldn’t get the left lense in
Had to give up
And then couldn’t get the right one out again
Had to get my wife to get it out again
What a bloody carry on
Have managed to get both in tonight
Sitting using my phone with no glasses
Feels a bit uncomfortable and a bit blurry but they’re working and obviously it’s gonna take some getting used to

 

Got in from work tonight and got my contacts straight in
Just been upstairs and managed to get them straight out
Dropped one on the floor but hey that’s the first time I’ve managed to do it all by myself
I’m a big boy now
Was at the opticians yesterday to see how I’m getting on with them and had an eye test
Two levels better than 20/20 vision
That’ll do me
Planning to wear them for work next week and hopefully that’ll be the glasses in the bin
Happy days

 

Has anyone talked to you about chilli and contacts yet?
Beware.... nuff said!

 

Rode the bike today...first time with contacts in turns out I’ve been speeding everywhere
Makes a lot of difference (slower) being able to see the speedo

 

Just been to the opticians
Been struggling with the contacts I’ve been wearing
My eyes just couldn’t adapt to having different lenses it was like they were in competition with each other resulting in a sort of blur a bit like looking through wet glass
So now I’ve got new lenses which are the same for both eyes....a bit like vary focal glasses
As soon as I put them in WOW WOW and double WOW
Everything is in high definition
Been told that it will take a few days for my eyes to settle down but I can’t believe the difference
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

 

Bollox....lost me contacts

 

That’s it I’ve had enough
Decided to not wear contacts ever again
Just can’t get on with them anymore
Been struggling to put them in and struggling even more to get them out
The last straw was this morning after putting them in before going to work and they just wouldn’t settle down
Decided to take them out and couldn’t get the right one out
Started loosing my temper and nearly pulled the front of my feckin eye off
THATS IT
NEVER AGAIN

 

Have to wear glasses now, for distance.

There is no way I could put anything in my eye, whether it's meant to be there or not.

If I do get something in my eye, someone getting close to remove freaks me out. The last time in A&E to get bit of rust out, they were talking of sedating me so I wouldn't move. In the end, it took three of them to hold me still !!!!!!

 

Just been back over this thread to work out when I started with contacts
JANUARY FFS
Nope they’re obviously not for me!
Should’ve mastered the technique of putting them in and removing by now
Can’t be arsed anymore

Don’t ride in front of me
I can’t see you

 

That's cos I'm so much quicker on a bike than you, nowt to do with your crap eyes

I can't ride slow enough to be behind you!!!