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I'm not sure, but if you have an 1100lb turkey it's time to get it in the oven.

 

FTFY

 

I once had a 500lb turkey, also known as the Honda VF750F

 

I wish each and everyone a merry Christmas! By the looks of it, it's going to be a white Christmas in my neck of the woods. This is the view from my garage this afternoon. All I can do is to stay inside and fiddle with the nipples.

 

Spoke nipples, goddammit!

 

Really

 

All I want for Christmas is for everyone that reads this message to have a Healthy and Happy Christmas and a Healthy and Happy New Year.

 

thanks trust u all have a good Christmas with your families

 

In the season of goodwill to all men, women and children, I wish you all the merriest of Christmas’s and the happiest of New Years.


(If you don’t fit into one of the above three categories, I’d be pleased if you can have a lovely time too… it’s just that I don’t know what to call you without causing offence )

 

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays & keep the rubber side down everyone!

 

Stay vertical, people. A decadent Xmas and a prosperous New Year. Continued success in '22 despite all the bullshit.