Great Quotes

Where’s all this water from
Captain of the Titanic

 

Also "where'd all them Indians come from?"

 

One wine, two wine, three wine, floor!

 

When the flag drops the bullshit stops.
Kenny Roberts

 

“I ain’t no physicist but I know what matters”
Popeye the sailor

 

“He’ll have someone’s eye out with that.”
King Harold.

 

A faint heart never fucked a crocodile.
My mate Chubby
Meaning dont be scared to go for it..

 

"Let's have a fag in the Smoker's Lounge"...

Passenger on the Hindenberg.

 

"Any man who says he can see through women is missing an awful lot"

"I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury"

Groucho Marx

 

“I told you I was ill”
Spike Milligan (apparently on his gravestone)

 

“I spent most of my money on birds and booze, the rest I just squandered “
George Best.

 

An announcer at the Indy 500.

In the old days the tires were tall and skinny, and the drivers short and fat

 

The late Brian Johnson on Test match Special during an England v West Indies test match:-

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

 

Don’t die wondering

 

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Frank Sinatra

 

“Nice Prius”

Nobody

 

This covid-19 is pure genius.

Greta Thunberg