Gmu 2019 Banter

Are you comparing my radiance with a washing machine?

https://www.amazon.in/Electrolux-Aura-Logic-ET65ALGL-Fully-automatic/dp/B00LLZRLB4

 

Gulp! Well the standard reason for brides wearing white is that it is the standard colour for domestic appliances.
Ouch! I WAS joking.

 

WIFE
Washing
Ironing
F#@£ing
Etc

 

I wonder what is covered by etcetera....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Et_cetera

 

Hahaha .. The only Ironing I like is 'Extreme Ironing'

https://www.thefactsite.com/2009/06/extreme-ironing-sport.html

 

Sassanach

 

This is a lovely drop, and a firm part of any GMU.

 

Quoting from your favourite fountain of wisdom its " white wine for the Ladies"

 

It's a great thinner for Guinness

 

Try mini Guinness, shot glass with Jack Daniels and Bailey's on top. Sweet nectar.

 

Looks just like s mini pint of Guinness, stop yer making me thirsty.

 

You can film it then - just like work!

 

Hope it's not me???

 

Don't be silly, it's just that they are getting old and need the sleep.

 

Don't like scary ladies. Got enough of those at home.

 

Oh, okay, might change us mind then

 

I think I might've given you guys a bit of a wrong impression...

Oh well, better when you meet me in person, than it only can get better
It's like playing cards, just act like you know nothing, and when you actually know something, everyone is happy. Hahaha....

 

Hahahaha!!!

Don't worry, consider your money won on Thursday, for the Friday, I'll do my best to stay above the table

 

Places like the patio, the lounge, the kitchen and the bedroom doorway to name but a few.