Featured Distinguished Gentlemans Ride 2018

Also I beleive the DGR is done like this to make it manageable. The numbers are restriicted for marshalling reasons. I have been approached for marshalling as they haven’t enough in the area

 

Maybe we should set this up mate!

 

Yeah why not
What could possibly go wrong

 

I'm in for London

 

He could stop polishing it and take it out the garage!!

 

Crumball Rally 2018 - maximum budget is £200 for the car!
I've had a few that would qualify. Triumph 1500 bought for £30.00 springs to mind!

 

So here's my idea for an alternative to The Distinguished Gentleman's Ride.

"The Discernible Scumbags Ride"
Style guide:
- No Hipsters
- No Tweed
- No Manbuns
- No well groomed beards
- No "products"

Bike guide
- Must cost less than the price of your last Aldi or Lidl shop
- Anyone found with a "X" of black insulating tape on their headlight will be forced to buy one of DD's topboxes.
- No topboxes.

 

Everyone can have an opinion but heres the deal

1. Over a million dollars already raised
2. If a fingers going up your ass it should be for pleasure not diagnosis
3. I usually ride my bike on a Sunday anyway (and every other day !)
4. That Tweed suit I thought was a good idea in 2008 can now get used.
5. It raises awareness and everyone you ride past smiles and remembers so it adds value.

Now stop being a mingebag and get donating

Please go to https://www.gentlemansride.com/fundraiser/LordAirborneOfAirborne to donate.

 

Thats everyday at Loomies isn’t it?

 

Dammit! You spotted me!

 

I don't have a beard at all....

 

I'm up for Rotterdam, with my daughter as my pillion. We will be both in a 50's dress and heels. I'll post a Pic afterwards....

 

So will half the blokes on the London ride !

 

I want to see pics of that as well

 

Brilliant

 

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Dont be stupid, they’re on a day off so they’ll be dressing up

 

Yep, I'll be there too. Doing the Cambridge ride with a bunch of friends

 

If anyones not doing it and wants to shamelessly sponsor me then I and the charity and god forbid your arsehole will be very grateful

Please go to https://www.gentlemansride.com/fundraiser/LordAirborneOfAirborne to donate

 

My arsehole is grateful it's owner donated already...