Cover Your Chap Gap

Discussion in 'Clothing & Gadgets' started by Don the Don, Aug 29, 2020.

  1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  1. JtC

    JtC Elite Member

    Apr 20, 2020
    2,720
    750
    New Mexico
    The REAL reason it was called the Wild West.:laughing:
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  2. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

    Nov 14, 2018
    2,369
    800
    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    It must be crap if your chap gap gets chapped though, eh?
     
    • Funny Funny x 7
  3. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

    Nov 5, 2019
    2,947
    800
    MORAY UK
    Do they wear them when they are trying to ride cow's? [do I need to rephrase that?]
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
  4. JtC

    JtC Elite Member

    Apr 20, 2020
    2,720
    750
    New Mexico
    I can't vouch about the cows, but there are a few cowgirls who actually make that request. :p
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  5. Rkt120

    Rkt120 Well-Known Member

    Oct 18, 2020
    174
    83
    Wiltshire
    I have some real footage of a chap in chaps fresh off his cow

    BDDB2367-F6E8-4CAF-AF2C-4EE479C1C3D4.jpeg
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  6. MartyWilson

    MartyWilson Guest

    I think the bodywarmer and skid lid really don't go well with the Cowboy chaps. Give me full leather trews any day as those just look ridiculous unless you are wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, fringed jacket and the chaps are decorated with silver conchos oh, and you aren't at an industrial estate in Birmingham.

    It's funny actually how 'thrown together' a lot of folks riding gear is compared to their bikes. I have tried to find helmets that match with my bikes and suit my tastes and I have found there is precious little 'diversity' and I don't mean that the helmets don't cater to all races and sexual proclivities! A while back I found a really nice brown version of the classic Brando style armoured jacket but does anyone (including the company who sell the jacket 'Texpeed') do a brown leather armoured trouser to match?! Not a bloody chance! Boots on the market are black race or touring style or 'Adventure'/modern trail nothing unusual or interesting in the slightest. Boring, boring, boring, boring and even the range of colours bikes are produced in is pretty bleeding boring on the whole. Black, White, silver, red or dark blue. In these days where most designs have been done to death the one aspect that could be exploited is the massive range of new and innovative finishes that can be applied but the world only gets offered, or wants boring black, white, silver or red! Why don't we just paint the whole feckin' world beige or grey! Dull, dull, dull, dull. Why should the 'rainbow' mob get to have all the bright and shiny colours? Let them have black and white and let's take back dayglo pink, turquoise blue, bright metallic apple (granny smith) green and vivid royal purple. Can you tell that my favourite style period is the Rockabilly fifties and particularly Teddy Boy style. :)
     
    • Like Like x 4
  7. Alatamoc

    Alatamoc Senior Member

    Mar 29, 2019
    493
    113
    Uk
    Hey Marty...careful with the ridiculous clothes critiques...bearing in mind that you ( and I) come from a nation of male skirt wearers.
     
    • Funny Funny x 8
  8. Peter B

    Peter B Active Member

    May 24, 2020
    207
    43
    West Yorkshire
    Chaps, Chaps, calm down! The discussion is about the slightly odd proclivities of a small minority if bike / horse/ cow(??) riders. Why the general desire of some of our more northern neighbours to wear dresses and outshine any females at social gatherings has been brought up is beyond me. We'll be talking about some of our more westerly neighbours strange attraction to long green vegetables and woolly animals next.

    ps Isn't the right description ball bag?
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  9. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

    Jan 13, 2019
    1,376
    743
    here and there
    #29 Judd Dredd, Nov 7, 2020
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2021
    .
     
    • Funny Funny x 5
  10. Foxy1

    Foxy1 Crème de la Crème

    Aug 31, 2018
    1,251
    1,000
    Sheffield
    Here tha goes @MartyWilson , some to match thi brown jacket, and then some in different colours. Take thi pick..... even some for work....:p

    download (6).jpg

    images (7).jpg

    images (8).jpg

    images (9).jpg

    images (11).jpg

    images (10).jpg

    images (14).jpg

    images (15).jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
    • Useful Useful x 1
  11. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

    Jun 1, 2017
    6,801
    1,000
    Southern Softyville
    Oh! Oh! where can you buy the chaps & chap gaps?? o_O Erm cough, just asking for a friend :blush::p
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  12. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

    Jun 1, 2017
    6,801
    1,000
    Southern Softyville
    • Funny Funny x 3
  13. Foxy1

    Foxy1 Crème de la Crème

    Aug 31, 2018
    1,251
    1,000
    Sheffield

    Wunt know, mi friend sent em me.............honest..............
     
    • Creative Creative x 1
  14. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
    Subscriber

    Bikers should only wear them when riding one of these:)

    Cow-Motorcycle.jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  15. MartyWilson

    MartyWilson Guest

    Dear God! Chaps are so 'camp' it's hard to believe that anyone would wear them when they are not visiting their local gay bar! I have to say that I have always thought they looked ridiculous even in cowboy movies.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  16. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

    Jun 1, 2017
    6,801
    1,000
    Southern Softyville
    Prefer something like this eh Marty? :joy::joy::joy:

    win-gg-01-700x823.jpg
     
    • WTF WTF x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
  17. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    :eek:WTF:eek:

    Mind you them pockets could be handy :p
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Useful Useful x 1
  18. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

    Jun 1, 2017
    6,801
    1,000
    Southern Softyville
    I think they got your size in black too! :joy:
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  19. MartyWilson

    MartyWilson Guest

    I have to say that you have found something worse than chaps there @Bad Billy I'm very much a 'form follows function' kind of guy (it's why I like Triumph Bonnie's) and so those don't make any sense besides I like to give my conkers room to move.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  20. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

    Jun 1, 2017
    6,801
    1,000
    Southern Softyville
    Why thank you! :)
     
    • Like Like x 1
Loading...

Share This Page