Corona Virus

Just had our food delivery from Morrisons (ordered before the situation got as serious as it now is) - who would believe that you would get more excited over this than the booze!



As we knew when the delivery was due and the name of the driver, the other half put a note on the door for him (I didn't know this). She drew a big heart and put "Thank you Paul for all that you are doing and working so hard to look after us" . The poor bloke was almost in tears!

 

Go on Steve, treat yaself to a big poo & a posh wipe, no more dock leaves for a while!

 

Yes, all mobile phone company's have been instructed by the Government to send that message, it was on the BBC news.

 

She won't let me use it mate!

 

Just confirmation Jez.

 

Steve, you’re making a grown woman cry, with envy.

 

So while you lot were ordering bog roll Waspy and I were out having fun.
This was taken this morning in Enkhuizen

 

What a twat....

 

When I hear that expression, it degrades my view of the person speaking. Makes me think "ignorant, narrow minded" Just being honest. ...J.D.

 

I've been a bit "off" lately, @Wessa. I'm not even sure what post I disagreed with. I'm usually so agreeable. Could you refresh my memory please?

 

Just disagree with anything @Wessa posts, it saves time reading them first

 

Seems like a perfectly nice, reasonable gentleman.

 

Just to clarify, this "One form of outdoors exercise per day" isn't compulsory is it?

 

Just read about this and it’s absolutely tragic, when I told my wife she was almost in tears out of pity and I must admit I did well up for a time!



local burglars are proceeding to sue the government for instigating a total lock down, their legal representative was quoted to say that it was an outrage, confining the public to their houses has deprived my clients of all income for the unseeable future.

 

My two cents, I work at large retail hardware store in the US I can’t say by name...
We have been named as an essential retailer allegedly because if people have emergencies at home and need repairs to keep going we are there to help them do so. We would of course have water heaters, plumbing and other supplies to keep the household going through these times. Almost all other businesses are closed and it looks like a ghost town.
Schools have been closed and will be for the foreseeable future. The thing that pisses me off is that now every female is dragging her kids into the store to shop for projects to entertain themselves during this vacation, excuse me. I meant lockdown (right). Also every other w@nker is in here shopping because we are the only thing open, walking right up in my face to ask questions about crap they don’t need right now. All these @ssholes need to go the feck home! If I could I would and I sure as hell wouldn’t be going out unless I had to! I’m stuck at work if I want to have a job after this is over, and all these selfish tw@ts are about too much.
So, when I do have time off I will be going out on my bike by myself. If I have to deal with this it will be the only thing to keep me sane! As far as anyone looking down their nose at me when I do, to hell with ‘em. I’m screwed anyway.

 

Seems to be working then

 

Wor lass started working from home today
I’m in the garage with CERBERUS
Go in to make myself a coffee and there she is all set up with her computer and keyboard at the kitchen table
Hmmm...wonder if she’s up for a office romance
So approaching from behind while the kettle boils
Hee hee ......FECK OFF YA DIRTY BASTID .....ah well back to the garage with my cuppa
She can make her own coffee

 

I knew it wouldnt be long before she joined you at home, I can imagine how worried she was with you at home left to your own devises, kitchen table used as a work bench her supply of cleaning cloths raided, you using electrical equipment unsupervised, Christ she must have been terrified, poor woman