Corona Virus

Work Agencys must be inundated for temp jobs now and I need one!

 

Wanted chain and sprockets for Doris, luckily fork oil and seals arrived last week. Although I shouldn’t really be spending money on bike bits, that could get me a couple of bog rolls

 

Yes your correct, delivery drivers are a must mate. Definitely call some and get a start if ya can.

 

My daughter has closed her takeaway food shop this morning, she is worried how the bills are going to be paid, Me and her mum will make shure that she will be OK, However there will be many who will not be able to cope.
Hope the delivery drivers are still working as I have ordered a Shoei hemlet, first top of the range hat that I have bought.
Stay safe everyone.

 

You could always try this stuff, washable re-usable toilet toll

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fabric-r...buttons-100-cotton-Eco-friendly/283551461022?

 

Wifey ordered Samsung tablet from Argos last week, for collection today. Text this morning ‘Your order is cancelled and your money refunded’.
This morning she ordered one from Amazon, it will be delivered today.
Ken.
PS. I know you can’t eat ‘em.

 

Totally agree
Can't imagine the strain they must be under

Deserves a thread of it's own rather than being hidden in this thread!

 

Anyone gathering in masses or groups of close proximity should be detained and ‘Robocopped’.

Definition -

A British Army non-regulated punishment. An act where a soldiers head and eye brows are shaved in such a manner that he/she resembles Officer Alex Murphy after undergoing his RoboCop transformation, usually after trying to bluff something.

These cretins will not be leaving their homes after being robocopped.

Note - it’s the f**king funniest thing you will ever witness in your life!!

 

This might help @BonnieCat https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com

 

Comes down on the optimistic side does that, get a good sloppy one and that would need be way out

 

https://gogoguano.wordpress.com/2016/09/14/a-guide-to-cleaning-yourself-without-toilet-paper/

Here you go folks the definitive guide to non paper bum cleaning

 

Bike parts less scarce than bog roll!

 

Went to the chemist today for my tablets, never seen anything like it in my life time. Queue with people standing 6' apart stretching around the block, one in at a time. The same at the supermarket and building society. Spirits were high with people laughing and joking, I wonder how long that will remain? I'm in the house now for the duration, stay safe every body

 

Most useful link yet

 

Aren’t you guys allowed out for a bike ride at least ??
That’s still allowed here. Just got back after doing 110 miles. I did far more kms than I intended and am now thawing out

 

It appears we can.

 

That was prior to last nights announcement and is now incorrect.
The instructions are quite clear now, NO unnecessary journeys.

 

As others have said...the solo riding might be harmless, but, if you should have an accident that changes everything because other people’s lives (And resources) come into play because you went to a joy ride.
Ken.

 

Okay okay don't get your knickers in a twist, I've been working all weekend on a gas emergency to help safe guard people's lives for gas explosions so haven't been glued to the tele and that was sent to me today on a WhatsApp.
I stand corrected.

 

That is all.