BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

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  1. MrOrange

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    #141 MrOrange, Feb 6, 2017
    To God's own country mate , choice of living with the CESM's or leaving, we took the best option:D;)
     
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    #142 MrOrange, Feb 6, 2017
    Don't be confusing DD with facts!!! :p
     
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  3. MrOrange

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    #143 MrOrange, Feb 6, 2017
    Sorry:oops:, I must admit that was a bit below the belt.
    If you wish, you can start a rumour that I have a BMW in my garage, it's the only thing I can think of, that comes close to accussing you of being a CESM. :eek::D:D
     
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    #144 MrOrange, Feb 6, 2017
    It's feckin coveted in touratech, hand guards, bash guards, even the little guard for the sensor on the engine that sticks out and breaks if you touch it with your foot, BMWgloves, socks and undercrackers. cost me £32,564 fully equipped from the dealer and I pay £756 a month and after 3 years I give it back or pay only£32,563!!!!
     
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  5. Rich Bryce

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    #145 Rich Bryce, Feb 6, 2017
    Blimey, note to self, better not let on I was in Northampton today at Wollaston BMW looking at bikes - admittedly a mate who shall remain nameless [figwold] was the potential customer, not I.
     
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  6. TEZ 217

    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    #146 TEZ 217, Feb 6, 2017
    I'm ganna need another bunk hoose room, away from you two loons
     
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  7. MrOrange

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    #147 MrOrange, Feb 6, 2017
    Thanks for reminder, watching passengers on the kodi, its shite, total chick flick. :(

    Sas is repeated Thursday at 11:15. Let us know if it's any good DD, ?
     
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    #148 MrOrange, Feb 7, 2017
    :mad::(
     
  9. Winglad

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    #149 Winglad, Feb 8, 2017
    OK guys, I better ask!
    What's the dress code?
    No chaps, no leather caps, no twat suits, and I am sure ROKKER-'jeans' are ruled out as well...
    What to wear on those 1300 KM?
    I think, I have a nice straw-hat and some bib-pants left from living in Indiana...
    Or would you prefer the classical german outfit? (I guess, I should have PM'd Abe about this...):confused:
    ;)
     
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  10. steve lovatt

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    #150 steve lovatt, Feb 8, 2017
    Ha ha! what is it that will be waved about? Hilarious :eek::eek:
     
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    #151 steve lovatt, Feb 8, 2017
    Full on Bavarian for you I think!
    Dirndl for littleade though! :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  12. Winglad

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    #152 Winglad, Feb 8, 2017
    Roger, checked, over and out o_O
     
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    #152 Winglad, Feb 8, 2017
    No erotic dreamin', Jez :D
     
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    #153 steve lovatt, Feb 8, 2017
    It had to be you didn't it! :D:D
     
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    #153 steve lovatt, Feb 8, 2017
    The Germans have a good sense of humour about the war - Henning Wehn has made a good living out of it.

    "Why did my grandfather cross the road? To invade France!"

    My daughters chemistry lecturer, Dr. Muller tried to explain the EU to her class:

    "Being German means you are a European but not all Europeans are German. We tried that once - it didn't go so well"
     
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    #154 thebiglad, Feb 8, 2017
    Very, very funny !!!!!!!!
     
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    #154 steve lovatt, Feb 9, 2017
    He is brilliant - saw him live in Cardiff earlier this year (visiting daughter at Uni).
    He had the audience sing and clap along to a traditional German folk song - then announced that the last time that was heard it was sung by the Hitler Youth! :D:D

    He asked if anyone in the audience was from England - when a few of us answered yes, he said "Well why don't you fuck off back to your own country? - It's not often I get to say that!"
     
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  18. Winglad

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    #155 Winglad, Feb 9, 2017
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    He's not from Germany.
    I know the accent!
    He's from Deep Space Nine (just check his facial features!)
    Ju muzzt truzzt joor fwiend from Essex :D
     
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    #156 Havit, Feb 9, 2017
    i will already be in Scotland Friday Morning as im getting the Ferry Thursday . Im staying in Dunraget. What time will you get into Cairnryan?
     
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    #157 Havit, Feb 9, 2017
    I can see now why you cant ride a bike fast....with ears like that your take off:oops::D:D
     
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    #158 thebiglad, Feb 9, 2017
    Well I've never seen you wear that jacket ????????
     
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    #159 Havit, Feb 9, 2017
    He didnt want to pay the kids Maintenace [​IMG]
     
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    #160 Havit, Feb 9, 2017
    D.D. Your Kidding:eek:
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