BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

Me and the Trophy are now booked onto the Rotterdam - Hull ferry leaving on 4th July. So I'll be in blighty very very soon. I'm excited now as it feels like it's really happening
Drop (Dutch licorice) and Oud Bruin will be purchased in the next week or so.

 

where are you travelling around between then and the GMU??

 

I'm staying with family in Bolton Lancs, so just be pottering around until time to head north

 

Oooo Dutch Licorice I love Zoot havent tried Drop

 

Piss off!! They're mine

 

Writing this while listening to your porno track DD
Can only imagine your phone's history, you've been hunting for PORNO SOUNDS !!!! OOOh AHHHH

 

Hmm we'll see i love salty liquorish as do the locals love to lick salty things too

I actually pulled up outside the pub in the square the other night so as pillion could have a leak....they started gathering at the door...then I could swear I heard a banjo but couldnt be sure..

 

Was it this young guy playing the banjo JT and did the locals resemble his family

 

Isn't Bellingham in Norfolk then,,,, oops

 

So how come you lot are all up here, getting away from the crime, vandalism ,feuding, fighting, cant you guys behave down there do we have to get the Unionist paramilitary wing ( Teresa in kaki ) to sort you out. To much bright light and hotness makes you overtired, nap time!

 

And if they ever catch on to how much we can get them to pay for a mars they wont be happy