Babes On Bikes Take 3

I had a friend many many years ago. He was slightly lacking in sense. Still we rode as a club unnamed. Every one told him if he wanted to pull girls he needed a triumph. He went out and purchased the most beautiful t14es. Some weeks later he was arrested for assaulting a young lady where he worked. She was the girl he wanted to impress. She was not interested in him or bikes. He got into a lot of trouble and lost his job and had a load of community work. All the idiots that egged him on denied it.
Joe.

 

Facing the right way isn't always an advantage.

 

That’s what paper bags are for. Pop one on her bonce as you shag - then you won’t have to look at her.

A two bagger is one bag for her and one for you (additional protection should her’s fall off).

A two bagger and a hyena is what you do if you pull a truly minging lass (beer goggles / desperation) on a Saturday night. It’s much like your classic two bagger but the hyena is there to chew your arm off should she fall asleep on it - you don’t want to be waking her up as you escape…

 

And for equality, and frankly I have no pleasure in making this seem a male centric platform, may I remind you that should you engage in social intercourse that may later progress to the other kind of intercourse… Please don’t object if your beautiful partner insists you wear a paper bag.

Some people frankly need a paper bag stapled to their heads 24/7.

If your partner has a hyena on a leash then I guess you know your place…

 

At least you didn’t go down the “Roll in flour and look for the…” gag!

 

I like the Indian lady @Hubaxe, bet both would be an educational ride!

 

You would put an helmet on such a nice hairdressing ? really?

 

I’m sure I could pull out a leather helmet that would suit…

 

Zed is dead

 

Outstanding mix of visual pleasure

 

Outstanding.

 

Yes, two words actually, standing out

 

Oi @TheBeardedPunk you better explain to me how you got this picture of my wife

Obviously she doesn’t know she will be my wife but that’s not important now, back off beardy

 

I think the bike is nice too but it needs to be fitted with a double bubble screen.

 

A very nice bike and a very nice young Lady. Not sure on her choice of riding attire, there's a couple of points I'd like to go over with her .