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Or Mother and kids!

Okay. All very pleasant. Due to the hot weather I'm a little sleep deprived and was a bit spaced out. Anyhoo, I let her do the talking (wouldn't...

UPDATE: This old bloater had a date yesterday ;)

You could always go asynchronous :p

Them? Diphallia?

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Thanks :0) Seriously, the pictures were 'massaged' a little for effect, but I do need to lose 2 stone. I watched a documentary by Dr M a while...

Thank you! I'm going to help myself to large slice of that ;)

Mmmm (massages chin)...I could be fit for battle by the beginning of September :p:yum

Well, not lost exactly. Mother was forced to sell them all to make ends meet after Father lost his job, took to the drink and shacked up with...

Good on you! When my finale high-pressure contract came to an end, all the years of sadness fell away from me. A weight had been lifted from my...

I've given up with FB. People I knew 30 years ago are either letting everyone else know how well they've done and rubbing other people's noses in...

Thanks for the tip :) Just reading about Badoo on Wiki...

All good advice - thanks ;) One's ladies profile name is BTK. Think it might be Dennis's sister...

Could be. Or perhaps she had a Greek salad or was sandbagged?

She had eye sex and now has a droopy eyelid!

According to Wiki, she's a natural blonde and began colouring her hair red at age 10. I wonder if the collar and cuffs match?

I think you need to ask her :worried:

Hell yeah. With leather ;)