This made me laugh

When my wife refused to take the Triumph....

 

I heard on like that.

A woman is helping her husband and son sort things in the garage and bangs her head on a shelf. She runs to the kitchen to put some ice on it and sits down. The husband goes in to check on her and when he returns to the garage the son asks, "How's mom's head?" The father says, "Not that it's any of your business, but after fifteen years of marriage she's finally getting pretty good at it."

 

If 'Gone with the Wind' was filmed in Newcastle

 

Lol

 

A quicker way
https://earth.google.com/web/search...AIhoKFlR5SkhDRFN0Z2U2dkVPLWhpcmlISlEQAjoDCgEw

 

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