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  1. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème

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    Where’s all this water from
    Captain of the Titanic
     
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  2. tcbandituk

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    Also "where'd all them Indians come from?"
     
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  3. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème

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    One wine, two wine, three wine, floor!
     
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  4. sprintdave

    sprintdave Nurse,he's out of bed again

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    When the flag drops the bullshit stops.
    Kenny Roberts
     
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  5. Danimal

    Danimal Well-Known Member

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    “I ain’t no physicist but I know what matters”
    Popeye the sailor
     
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  6. Fourbears

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    “He’ll have someone’s eye out with that.”
    King Harold.
     
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  7. sprintdave

    sprintdave Nurse,he's out of bed again

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    A faint heart never fucked a crocodile.
    My mate Chubby
    Meaning dont be scared to go for it..
     
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  8. Pegscraper

    Pegscraper Elite Member

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    #48 Pegscraper, Mar 27, 2021
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    "Let's have a fag in the Smoker's Lounge"...

    Passenger on the Hindenberg.
     
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  9. Pegscraper

    Pegscraper Elite Member

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    "Any man who says he can see through women is missing an awful lot"

    "I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury"

    Groucho Marx
     
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  10. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème

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    “I told you I was ill”
    Spike Milligan (apparently on his gravestone)
     
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  11. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème

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    “I spent most of my money on birds and booze, the rest I just squandered “
    George Best.
     
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  12. Old dumb arse

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    An announcer at the Indy 500.

    In the old days the tires were tall and skinny, and the drivers short and fat
     
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  13. Samsgrandad

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    The late Brian Johnson on Test match Special during an England v West Indies test match:-

    "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"
     
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  14. pistonbroke

    pistonbroke Senior Member

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    Don’t die wondering
     
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  15. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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  16. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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  17. andyc1

    andyc1 Lunarville 7, Airlock 3

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    There's a green blur and a gray blur, you try to stay on the gray one.

    Joey Dunlop.
     
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  18. Fork Lock

    Fork Lock Crème de la Crème

    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

    Frank Sinatra
     
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  19. triumph900

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    “Nice Prius”

    Nobody
     
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  20. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

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    This covid-19 is pure genius.

    Greta Thunberg
     
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