An Englishman went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink. "Would you like one with a plug?" asked the assistant. "Don't tell me they've gone electric,"said the Englishman. Touché - works both ways
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead
Somebody told me today that my clothes look 'gay'. I told them, "They came out of the closet this morning!"