The day I hear the voice "Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW!" in my head I know it is time
Disappointed it doesn't tell you how to fit a power band. That would make it a real class magazine bruv
A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview. “Looking at your résumé, I can see that you’re more than qualified,” says the interviewer. “Unfortunately, we can’t have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can’t hire you.” “But wait,” says the man. “If I take two aspirin, I stop winking.” “Then show me,” replies the interviewer. So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colors before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking. “It’s great you stopped winking,” says the interviewer, “but we can’t have our salesmen womanizing all over the country.” “What do you mean?” asks the man. “I’m happily married.” “How do you explain all the condoms?” asks the interviewer. “Oh, that,” sighs the man. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?”
And that as a Scotsman? Christ on a bike! JD is pony and that bloody snake has no taste whatsoever. Prolly Yank and all...
