This is why whenever my wife asks my opinion on something I ask, "Do you want me to be nice or do you want me to be honest?"
A German tourist jumped in the freezing water and saved this ladies precious little dog. Upon getting back on the pier, he checked her puppy out and told her, "Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine." Due to his selfless heroic act, she asked, "Are you a vet?" He replied, "Vet? I'm fuken soaked!"