This made me laugh

“Fart” means “speed” in Norwegian, “humper” means “bump.”
As a result, speed bumps are called fartshumpers.
Below we added a few more speed related words from our former Viking warrior friends.
Speeding Ticket: Fartsbot
An Alternate Word For Speed Bumps: Fartsdumper
Radar Speed Trap: Fartskontroll
Speeding Camera: Fartskamera
Full Speed: Full Fart

 

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Fart Trap
Fart Demon
Farts Kill
REO Fartwagon
Farty Alka Seltzer
Evelyn Wood Fart Reading Course
Fart Dating
God Fart (I'm going to Hell)

Ok... I'll stop.

Well one more,
Ten fart Bicycle

 

"I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again. Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time."

 

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If only they had cropped the hollywood cameraman's shoe out of the pic ...

 

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