Perfectly qualified to be a politician given the chaotic and radicalised nature of electorates these days. I’m not including members of the forum in that statement…
It would have been funnier if you actually were a pissed off Mr Goddard who had heard variants of that joke since having your period under the spotlight of fame!
Didn’t he become a gangsta? I’m off to do some research Edit: Arrested for assault and firearms possession.
“Fred, Daphne and Shaggy… can you name one of Africa’s big 5 safari animals?” “Rhino?” “I know you do Scooby, but it’s not your turn.”
For the “Sorry, I haven’t a clue” fans… a Humphrey Lyttelton special… (Edit: Oops, well spotted @Cyborgbot ) For those who are unaware, a limerick is a short nonsense poem of usually humorous or witty intent. It consists of a single five-line verse, with a strict metre and rhyming structure. The first two lines rhyme with each other; then the next two, shorter, lines rhyme with each other, but not the first two. Then the final line, of similar length and metre to the first two lines, also rhymes with them, in a manner which brings the whole to a satisfying conclusion. A typical example would go like this... There was a young lady from Slough Who developed a terrible cough It was awful to bear And dreadful to hear Let's all hope the poor girl pulls through.
It seems the young man had a date To pick up his brand new soul mate Said excitedly Michael “It’s my new motorcycle” And for this he just can’t Harley wait
Okay. I just met a biker addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime.
Blimey - such a non PC video! How dare the BBC do that. Not a single non-white on it! They wouldn’t get away with that today.
Hmmm, a "pretty safe commute"?! A cool and informative little video about this road in China, @Vulpes. But it certainly didn't make me change my mind.
