As my old grandad used to say, if somebody offers you money just take it, they must want you to have it
He’s a Lumberjack? He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra? Maybe is it Constable Benton Fraser?
Rhubarb & Custer ? I used to like Rhubarb & Custard boiled sweets but these days I prefer double cream with Rhubarb Crumble. And no it's not Rhubarb.
Not got a clue. He’s not a Scottish independence advocate twat is he? He looks a potential dim wit ginger.