This made me laugh

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Arizona is weird

 

I think it's because they count on their fingers.

 

It saves public money. Less paint in a 1 than a 0.

Our local council replaced all the double aluminium passing place signs with double sided plastic ones to save money..... (true. Couldn't make it up.)

 

Our local fire station has a brand new fire engine! They are keeping the old one though. Saving that for the false alarms....

 

If you get caught masturbating on a plane, can you be prosecuted for hijacking?......

 

Apparently, aluminium signs are being stolen for scrap.......which may explain the plastic......

 

Did not know that... I wonder if the council weighed them in? Sensible reasoning though, which when coupled with the words 'Highland Council" is worthy of being in the joke thread.

'Cough cough' nice thick alli too, great for making brackets with.

 

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I'll give you a clue.