This made me laugh

Moose off-road, looks like moose hoof back door

 

An Englishman went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink.

"Would you like one with a plug?" asked the assistant.

"Don't tell me they've gone electric,"said the Englishman.

Touché - works both ways

 

Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead

 

Is it just me who doesn’t do football that doesn’t get that one?

 

Should say ... ‘to a lead’

 

why would they want to hold onto something off a church roof?

 

Somebody told me today that my clothes look 'gay'.

I told them, "They came out of the closet this morning!"

 

Didn’t make me laugh but far left would be my choice

 

Right, I like black bikes too.

 

Can you pick three, the extra to suck your toes while the other two are busy

 

A bit out of date but still applies world wide, made me laugh anyway

 

I'm a bit confused about that Don. but there again I'm 3 quarters pissed.

 

Don't worry Dave, I ain't too sure myself I must lay off the juice

 

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