I had to look twice.... I thought it might be photoshopped, but looking at the reflection in the glazing, I don't think it is!
My pubic areas are perfectly safe thank you. No-one's been anywhere near there for God knows how long!
And since @Dozers Dad changed his avatar... What does a dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic do in the middle of the night? He‘s lying wide awake, wondering if there really is a DOG...
When the pubs re open they'll be some tight bastards that remember who bought the last round of drinks.,