Rant of the day

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  1. OldNick

    OldNick Elite Member

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    You could always ask him to move his fat arse out of the way:)
     
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  2. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    Ask to borrow his tools and accidently break a few he will soon shift to let you get yours :D
     
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  3. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    Your Mrs is cool!
     
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  4. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Don’t worry Duck, tonight is the last clap for nhs as the relaxing of the lockdown has made hypocrites of the many who clap on the Thursday and head for the public places at the weekend and mingle With friends and strangers alike without a thought for the consequences. So rainbows might be a thing of the past and you can go back to your unicorn collection.:blush:
     
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  5. JtC

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    If it were about black lives being taken, they need to sweep their own porch, as the saying goes. Black on black crime, including murder, leads the list.

    They couldn't care less about the death, they just want an excuse to get some TVs and booze.
     
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  6. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    #3206 Judd Dredd, May 28, 2020
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  7. JtC

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  8. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    think i might have to put a warning on the post
     
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  9. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    Don’t worry Ducky, we can change it from a hedgehog suppository to a Christmas tree pull through if you like... but he needs treatment
     
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  10. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    cure his piles either way
     
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  11. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Sounds like you’re getting a bit hot under the collar there, fella.

    if so I recommend undoing your top button and drink some water!
     
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  12. JtC

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    By posting this I am practicing the art of ranting without ranting . . . :cool:

    Protest.jpg
     
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  13. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Thing is Ducky, there are millions of people in this screwed up world that need stupid emails like that to survive. Bikers tend to be a practical, sensible lot by and large but as you well know, there are a lot of really fucking useless dopes out there.:eek:
    Oh and lots of dopes obviously work for Bennetts.
     
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  14. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Seems we do, otherwise you have been neglectful.:mad:
     
  15. SprinterII

    SprinterII Noble Member

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    l let this, far more eloquent man say it...

     
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  16. SprinterII

    SprinterII Noble Member

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    America needs to invade the USA and bring them democracy.
     
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  17. Dave49

    Dave49 Elite Member

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    Brilliant!
     
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  18. BATEBY45

    BATEBY45 Well-Known Member

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    On our local news "Leicestershire farmers short of water, one lady only has water 1 hour a day"
    I seem to remember that we had a very wet winter, so wet that farmers couldn't plat seed as the ground was too wet.

    Lets scrap the ridiculous HS2 and instead spend less money and cause less disruption to the countryside by building a nationwide WATER distribution network ( national water grid) and keep some of the floodwater that after devastating riverside communities goes out to sea.
     
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  19. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    Wee Jimmy will have an idea to have a huge tap at Gretna and sell you some of the excess we have :p
     
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  20. JtC

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    A Constitutional Republic we are . . . as long as we can keep it. Democracy is majority rules which equals anarchy. And I guess we're not far from that. At least I can legally shoot (not with an air gun) anyone who tries to harm me or mine -for now, anyway.
     
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