79 +40 is 2019 Will need to update to equal 2020 soon, then it's current year minus age is year born.
Aye that f#cking ST IZAL tracing paper toilet roll, nasty stuff bloody arsse looked like a Japanese flag after using the bloody stuff either that or your had marks half way up your back.
Courier knocked on my door this afternoon. "Got a parcel for your neighbour" he says. "You're at the wrong house then" I replied.
I received a phone call from a claims company today. "Have you had an accident in the last 6 months, either at work or in the car?" "Yes I have actually." I confessed, "It was at work, whilst sat at my desk." "I see..." came the reply, "And did you think about suing the company?" "No, I just went home and changed my underpants."
