I bet she would if she ever needed to run for a bus or a train - or anything really!! Instant concussion!
Ukraine has announced plans to open Chernobyl as a theme park. They say ”Its just like Disneyland.” Yeah except the 6-foot mouse is real..
Politicians and drugs... Diane Abbott has admitted to trying to snort coke, however, she admitted that the ice cubes always got stuck in her nostrils. KIDS: Don't do drugs, unless you want a future in politics of course. If it was up to me, I would make it compulsory for all politicians to take drugs. As long as it was truth serum.
Went to see a concert performance by the royal bermuda philharmonic orchestra . Half way through the first symphony the triangle player vanished .
My hallucinating isn't getting any better - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst.....
