This made me laugh

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  1. Cyborgbot

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    Come on that's not happening. Not at room temperature! ;):laughing:

    Sorry - that's a Physics joke.

    A bad Physics joke...
     
  2. Dave C

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  3. Dave C

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    Can you imagine, "slow down, no, no it's left here....do you not listen to a word I say" :D
     
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  4. Cyborgbot

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    And that is the only reason this innovative product never became an over night success...:rolleyes:

    :joy:
     
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  5. Havit

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    The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
    A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
    The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
    By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
    The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
    They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
     
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  6. Dave C

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    We've not long had that one Havit :eek:
     
  7. darkman

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    Still made me laugh :)
     
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  9. Havit

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    Im a bit behind ....sorry . but im not the first and wont be the last :p
     
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  10. Dave C

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    Lol, was only teasing mate :blush:
     
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    Before you view this video you may like to place a bucket by your side.

     
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    I was expecting a bowel evacuation but there wasn't enough weight to justify such a dramatic exertion, still spat me feckin wine all over the cream carpet.
     
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  14. DCS222

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    I would have been after the fecker with the weights bar to re-educate about personal space...
     
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