Worst Things About Biking.......

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  1. Havit

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    #41 Havit, Jul 11, 2017
    i will join as long as the spaghetti is Heinz:rolleyes:
     
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  2. GaryM

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    #42 GaryM, Jul 11, 2017
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    Yuck that's disgusting plasticy stuff.
    As I love spag Bol and spaghetti and meatballs I better become one.
    So I'm now a pastafarian:D
     
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  3. Havit

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    #43 Havit, Jul 11, 2017
    Yuck that's discussed plasticy stuff.

    Your confusing Heinz with that supermarket brand stuff:poop:
     
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  4. andypandy

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    #44 andypandy, Jul 11, 2017
    Idiots eh ?
    So I really am an idiot !
    I thought all my life, I thought, I'm not right, there's something wrong with me !
    Now I know for sure what it is, I'm an idiot, why couldn't the doctors see that ?
    Hey, I'm happy now.
     
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  5. crispey

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    #45 crispey, Jul 11, 2017
    It difficult to spot real idiots amongst all the returned to idiocy idiots, so give the doc a break and be thankful your one in 10 million!:p
     
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  6. GaryM

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    #46 GaryM, Jul 11, 2017
    All tinned stuff is disgusting Wayne. Last I tried to eat even Heinz stuff I nearly threw up
     
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    #47 dilligaf, Jul 11, 2017
    They're all fools :eek:
    Pastafarianism is the only true way forward for the future of mankind :p
    I wouldn't want to force my pastafarian beliefs on anyone but upon arrival at Bellingham I shall be holding a sermon and all are invited to attend :)
    I believe that there is three pastafarian places of worship in the holy town of Bellingham and anyone who wishes to be baptised into this growing religion just needs to observe and join in the festivities :p
    Their is no everlasting peace but if you empty your bladder before commencement of rituals you should last long enough to see the ceremony to the end and be past caring anyway :p
    Spaghetti be with you my child
     
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  8. Havit

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    #48 Havit, Jul 11, 2017
    I can tolerate heinz but not that other Shite:confounded:
     
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    #49 desertspeedy, Jul 11, 2017
    ^ A fellow here in Arizona just got his drivers license photo with his wearing a colander on his head. They had to give it to him....religious freedom and such. LMAO.
     
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  10. Tiglet

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    #50 Tiglet, Jul 11, 2017
    Why are these people idiots.
     
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    #51 Callumity, Jul 11, 2017
    Hmm. He was a bit ANGRY

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  12. Tiglet

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    #52 Tiglet, Jul 11, 2017
    The lads probably having problems with his teenage testosterone ;):)
     
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    #53 H.O., Jul 11, 2017
    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, worstest thing ever about biking is............not having one at the moment, and probably not this summer now!:sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob: and thats :poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop:!
     
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  14. Triumph biker

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    #54 Triumph biker, Jul 12, 2017
    I was thinking about doing the IAM course. Now I've read this and slapped myself around the face a few times I think I've regained my sanity. Thank you!
     
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    #55 Tal, Jul 12, 2017
    I'm a born again Idiot.HeHe [​IMG]
     
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  16. MrOrange

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    #56 MrOrange, Jul 12, 2017
    Go do one of the Police run courses, they tell you in a day what it takes IAM a year and lots of free petrol (for them) to tell you ;):laughing:

    If I am honest, I am sure there are plenty of really good IAM groups out there, with good skills and able to transfer them. Unfortunately, there are also lots of jumped up twats in Hi-Viz who think they bloody know it all. (my expierence with the local group), go along, talk to them and see how you get on, just don't pay your money up front and then find out they are Dickheads !!!!
     
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  17. MrOrange

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    #57 MrOrange, Jul 12, 2017
    I did say that I was possible that there was a good IAM group out there. I was being nice. o_O

    If anybody has found one, postcard entries with SAE, I am sure you will be in line for some sort of prize!!! :laughing::joy:
     
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    #58 Sprinter, Jul 12, 2017

    Splinter
     
  19. Sir Trev

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    #59 Sir Trev, Jul 12, 2017
    I've been on a few runs with some "advanced" riders and frankly the speed and attitude frightened the living daylights out of me. They could not understand why I gave up trying to stay with them and started going at the perfectly adequate pace of everyone else on the road and why I did not seize every single possible overtake opportunity. Some of us like to enjoy the scenery and take our time instead of being on it constantly.

    Having said that a good friend of mine is an IAM instructor and has a far more sensible attitude to people's own pace being far safer than some implied ideal speed.
     
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  20. MrOrange

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    #60 MrOrange, Jul 12, 2017
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    I roar like a bloody grizzly bear :p:laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
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