This made me laugh

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. OnlySon

    OnlySon Well-Known Member

    Aug 23, 2016
    414
    63
    Scotland. UK
    Visibility wasn't good the other day,when I got pulled over by a traffic cop doing 80mph.

    He said, "What would you do if Mr Fog came down suddenly?"

    "I would put Mr Foot on Mr Brake", I replied.

    "Let me start again", He said, "What would you do if mist or fog came down suddenly?"
     
    • Like Like x 9
  2. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

    Jan 10, 2016
    4,082
    1,000
    Shaw
    Sad to hear the discoverer of wheat intolerance has died.
    The family have requested no flours..
     
    • Like Like x 10
  3. OnlySon

    OnlySon Well-Known Member

    Aug 23, 2016
    414
    63
    Scotland. UK
    A family is driving behind a bin lorry when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
    Embarrassed and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, that was an insect."
    To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
     
    • Like Like x 10
  4. OnlySon

    OnlySon Well-Known Member

    Aug 23, 2016
    414
    63
    Scotland. UK
    One of life"s great mysteries -
    How is it that a woman can fit a seven inch vibrator into her half inch fanny in the dark but she's unable to fit a 3 metre car into a 6 metre parking space in broad fucking daylight?
     
    • Like Like x 6
  5. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

    Dec 21, 2016
    2,429
    1,000
    Earth
    The hottest trend in Germany:
    Biercing.jpg
     
    • Like Like x 4
  6. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

    Apr 28, 2016
    862
    500
    Patna , Ayrshire
    Need a long straw to drink that one :)
     
    • Like Like x 3
  7. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème

    Dec 12, 2015
    3,399
    1,000
    Barnsley
    And if you spotted the dog driving the car you're gay. Disclaimer ( I have nowt against gays, by the way).
     
    • Like Like x 3
  8. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

    Apr 28, 2016
    862
    500
    Patna , Ayrshire
    Don't give Havit and littleade ideas. You never know what they will do :p
     
    • Like Like x 1
  9. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    FB_IMG_1493109791995.jpg
     
    • Like Like x 10
  10. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    FB_IMG_1493110049521.jpg
     
    • Like Like x 8
  11. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    FB_IMG_1493109860984.jpg
     
    • Like Like x 10
  12. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    image.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 4
  13. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    image.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 6
  14. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    image.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 9
  15. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    FB_IMG_1493109892048.jpg
     
    • Like Like x 7
  16. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

    Apr 28, 2016
    862
    500
    Patna , Ayrshire
  17. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    No, i dont have my hair up anymore :D:D:D
     
    • Like Like x 2
  18. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    [​IMG]
     
    • Like Like x 4
  19. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    WTF

    [​IMG]
     
    • Like Like x 4
  20. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,618
    1,000
    Kent
    Born to Ride
    [​IMG]
     
    • Like Like x 3
Loading...

Share This Page