Wtf You Idiots! I’m In Lock Down

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by SleepyOwl, Mar 12, 2020.

  1. SleepyOwl

    SleepyOwl Crème de la Crème

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    Company has now stopped all travel. FFS. Everyone is on lock down and no travel within UK
    What an over reaction (unless I’m dead when you read this)
    I have a two week piss up retirement tour on the go . I can’t possibly cancel that.
     
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  2. SuperHans

    SuperHans Senior Member

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    Just let people know you will be handing out free loo rolls on the tour and you'll have a grand crowd to party with.
     
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  3. Havit

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  4. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    When it gets out of hand and someone coughs in public

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  5. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    Longer reading times on the ‘can’ then?
     
  6. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    Not sure what your company does, but two weeks on the piss sounds good to me.
     
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  7. SleepyOwl

    SleepyOwl Crème de la Crème

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    Problem was I had two weeks on the piss at the companys expense! Now its up to me as a poor pensioner
     
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  8. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    Your beginning to sound like that @Tiglet he is always complaining about being a poor pensioner.
     
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  9. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    He can feck off
     
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  10. SleepyOwl

    SleepyOwl Crème de la Crème

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    This is all I can afford!!

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  11. SuperHans

    SuperHans Senior Member

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    Just add dual headlights and you're good to go.
     
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  12. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    #12 GaryM, Mar 14, 2020
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    Shouldn’t that read sounding like that Yorkshire man always complaining , never happy unless he’s complaining ;)

    must check that auto correct doesn’t change what I’m typing before I post !
     
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  13. TEZ 217

    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    Good to hear from you @GaryM good to see your still looking in marra :cool::cool:
     
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  14. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    @littleade I’d like you to know I resemble that remark :p
     
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  15. Kenbro

    Kenbro Noble Member

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    SuperHans,
    With that mod. you suggested, it would be hard to tell it apart from an R3. :joy:
    Ken.
     
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