Who's Going To Be Watching.

Guaranteed to be a taste and talent-free event as usual. I've got some paint drying to watch.

 

I would rather shove a hornets nest up my rear end than watch that dribble

 

No chance! There will be highlights of the Giro and the first round of WSBK from Aragon on Eurosport, mind you if that's not on I'll do some painting and then sit and watch it dry rather than watching Eurovision.

 

Not you, for medical reasons, the excitement would do you in.

 

I've bought a box of carpet tacks, I'm going to put them in my boots and go for a walk while it's on telly. If it's still on when I get back, i'll have my toe nails ripped off.

 

I think we have arrived at a unanimous collective view: Eurovision Song Contest - Nul Points.

 

They are the uk's judges and put our entry through.... (nope, don’t know who/what or him/she/other is btw)

 

No chance, as said ide rather watch paint dry

 

Ha, anybody else see that coming

 

I haven’t watched it in decades. Is Terry Wogan still presenting it?

 

Haha, you need to play the Eurovision drinking game then you won't care by the fourth or fifth song!
Might end up with a significant hangover though.

 

Yeah, they dig him up every year, just like they used to.

 

So, what happened?

 

Who gives a sh1t?

 

Nil point

 

Thought we'd pulled the plug, wasn't that part of the Brexit agreement?
Riles me that our TV license money goes towards funding that atrocity.
....But then the TV license riles me full stop.
Looking on the bright side - at least we've no chance of having to host it.
I suspect if normal rules applied to the viewing figures it would have left our screens years ago.
But then the BBC is famous for its integrity.

 

And it's impartiality.

 

I had the grand children here overnight and they wanted to watch it. Got to say it was a load of sh1te, which confirmed why me and the wife haven’t watched in decades. The kids enjoyed it though, easy pleased I think

 

Didn’t watch the show, don’t know the format of the judging/voting etc or how many songs / entries there were but was our song really that bad or was it some huge conspiracy to get us into the final (how?) then nobody at all vote for us?