What Were Bmw Thinking?

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  1. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    One of the ugliest bikes I have seen.
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    Closer look if you dare!
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    Guess what the owner was wearing? Yes! "Polite" vest - the bellends Hi-viz of choice!
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  2. Repooh

    Repooh Rarely Satisfied

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    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

    In this case I'm guessing the beholder has macular degeneration

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  3. Repooh

    Repooh Rarely Satisfied

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    Ops even put in a picture of the condition for those of a medical persuasion, really I was looking up how to spell makuler dejeneration
     
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  4. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    Actually that Hi-viz might be illegal over here since the Dutch word for police is Politie
    But you are right you’d have to be a complete Top Hat to wear such a thing
     
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  5. RROB

    RROB Active Member

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    "Chips" !
    you need to be of a certain age to remember the TV series !
     
  6. stevethegoolie

    stevethegoolie Elite Member

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    Chips!:)

    I like chips!:yum

    I also like watching the telly whilst eating chips (preferably with a nice piece of cod or haddock and mushy peas).:cool:

    Just saying!:p
     
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  7. Havit

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    If thats his bike of choice .i dread to think what his mrs looks like :scream:
     
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  8. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    It doesn't matter, evidently he's blind as feck !!!
     
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  9. Retired Phil

    Retired Phil Well-Known Member

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    James Bond liked it in Die Another Day. Michele Yoeh was hot then and still now.
     
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  10. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    Yeah but the bike's still ugly as feck! :eek::eek:

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  11. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    • Yeah, but we know where you live and that explains everything!:blush:
     
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  12. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    Thought all early BMW’s were ugly not just that cruiser thing?
     
  13. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    Just thinking about it again, beautiful bikes = Ducati in general but even then Ducati made a Darlek!! It was the early multitool
     
  14. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    As described by MCN in 2011:
    BMW’s boxer engine
    "Like a man with his knackers out, BMW only needed to look down to explain the odd looks they were getting. Their giblets-out boxer engine single-handedly kept 30-something buyers away from the brand for decades, convinced as they were BMW Motorrad must be some kind of historical re-enactment outfit." :D
     
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  15. Havit

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    Your white stick will be delivered next week :cool::p
     
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  16. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    Don't upset Kermit! :joy::joy:
     
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  17. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    Kermit is getting upset! He likes his squinty, wonky headlights! :D:D

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  18. Havit

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    Looks like a bonk eyed fat Barmaid :rolleyes:
     
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  19. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    Just like.;…..........................................





    Mine?
     
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  20. Rocker

    Rocker Elite Member

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    This is mine great looking bike
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