What sex is your bike?

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What sex is your bike?...

  1. Male

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  2. Female

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  3. Intersexual

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  4. Dont know & dont care

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  1. P19DJG

    P19DJG Banned

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    #1 P19DJG, May 23, 2013
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    What sex is you bike?
    Do you refer to your bike as male or female?
     
  2. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    #2 brybrem, May 23, 2013
    Yours is a poof! gfight.gif

    gfight.gif
     
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  3. P19DJG

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    #3 P19DJG, May 23, 2013
    What exactly brought you to that conclusion? :rolleyes:
     
  4. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    #4 brybrem, May 23, 2013
    gay cruisers.jpg

    gay cruisers.jpg
     
  5. P19DJG

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    #5 P19DJG, May 23, 2013
    Surely that just highlights my sexual preferences, not those of my bike..... Just saying x :wink:
     
  6. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    #6 brybrem, May 23, 2013
    Fair point, so what is she?
     
  7. P19DJG

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    #7 P19DJG, May 23, 2013
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    My bike is definitely female, in fact its very similar to my wife in my opinion....

    Easy on the eye, fun, low maintenance, reliable, big, heavy & slow :smile:. Just saying x
     
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  8. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    #8 brybrem, May 23, 2013
    Awwww, bless! My wife's similar but the lighter (Carbon Fibre) version! :smile:
     
  9. P19DJG

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    #9 P19DJG, May 23, 2013
    Dont tell screwball as he will want her! :rolleyes:
     
  10. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    #10 brybrem, May 23, 2013
    What d'ya think he'll offer?
     
  11. P19DJG

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    #11 P19DJG, May 23, 2013
    Depends, is she gloss or satin finish?
     
  12. brybrem

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    #12 brybrem, May 23, 2013
    Perhaps I should've said 'titanium version'. bouncing boobies.gif

    bouncing boobies.gif
     
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  13. Screwball

    Screwball Active Member

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    #13 Screwball, May 23, 2013
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    Seen photos of his wife and if Bry wants to look at them as well I'll email them over.....
    My bike was like the missus until I took the exhausts off... Had a big rear end but now it's much slimmer.... Bit like what She was like when I married her......
     
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  14. brybrem

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    #14 brybrem, May 23, 2013
    Froidian slip???? Just sayin'...
     
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  15. P19DJG

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    #15 P19DJG, May 23, 2013
    Or did you mean Freudian slip? Just saying :smile: x
     
  16. brybrem

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  17. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    #17 brybrem, May 23, 2013
    But I'm quite prepared to start a spelling/grammar discussion. Just sayin'...
     
  18. chrispy

    chrispy Well-Known Member

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    #18 chrispy, May 23, 2013
    mine definatly female ,plays up on occation,dont do as shes told often,costs money to keep but love her to bits and wouldn't be without her :wink:
     
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  19. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    #19 brybrem, May 23, 2013
    Take it away, Pig...
     
  20. P19DJG

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    #20 P19DJG, May 23, 2013
    Well, where would you start Bry?....
     
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